What list did I get on??? I keep getting these spam e-mails from girls looking for a Sugar Daddy. But they do crack me up.
Here is "I want to learn you better"
I came here to look for my second half, my soulmate,my friend It is to tell about myself to you, as I haven't seen you ever before. But I feel something inside. I feel like a little sign of hope that I am not doing this in vain.I feel that you have the friendly soul to mine.What I want to find is Love. Yes, Love from the big letter. Love demands everything - to present yourself, your soul to the other person. I want to learn you better. If you want the same, I will be very glad. I want to meet you and spend life with you together. I want to comfort your heart with tenderness and care. Maybe our souls belong to each other, please write me back through this same mail adressand i will send you some of my pictures.
But this one is even better..."My name is Miss Happiness"....of course it is dear....because nobody would write back to someone named "Miss Bitchiness"
How are you today, Hope all is well with you and your family? My name is Miss Happiness However it really pleases me to write you for a lovely and sincere friendship even if we haven’t met or seen each other before. I will be so much appreciate to see your reply soon so that we can share pictures and know more about ourselves. I shall appreciate an urgent response from you.
With lots of love from your new friend
Do you think they'll be upset if I don't respond???