Sometimes I just love spam e-mail. I got this one today....
Re: Payment Notification:
We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD. Because we received a notification from one Mr. Bob Chantler of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him the right to claim your US$ 5.5M funds. He stated you died on a CAR accident last week. He has been calling us regarding this issue, but we cannot proceed with him until we confirmed this by not hearing from you after 3 working days. Be advised that we have made all arrangements for you to receive your funds of US$ 5.5M without anymore stress, and without any further delays.
Kindly reconfirm the below information’s if you are not dead and also get back to this Office for immediate delivery of your fund at your home address.
1. Your house address
2. Your Full name
3. Phone Number,
7) A copy of your ID
All we need to confirm now is your been DEAD or still Alive. Because this Man messaged brought shock to our minds. And we just can't proceed with him until we confirmed if this is a reality OR not but if it happened we did not hear from you after 3 days, and then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE"
YOU'R JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR GOAL. May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now?
Rev Father Augustan Goodluck.
I never answer these but I couldn't resist this one. I answered....
YES, I am DEAD. Now let me Rest In Peace!!